OBLONG BALL 2010 AFC PREVIEW

Let this AFC Preview whet your appetite. It’s going to be a big year for the Lower Atlantis Gun Club. And the NFL. But mostly the Lower Atlantis Gun Club.

OBLONG BALL 2010 NFC PREVIEW

Let this be a teaser for what’s to come from your trusty football allies. It gets better from here.

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NFL WEEK 17 PISQUES

INDIANAPOLIS AT BUFFALO (NO LINE)

Ryan Fitzpatrick is ready to go, and that drastically improves the quality of this game. That right there should tell you just about everything you need to know about this sorry matchup. Let it be said that Matt Painter is no Jim Sorgi, which means that the Colts B Team will [...]

NFL WEEK 16 PISCKS

SAN DIEGO AT TENNESSEE (-3)

I dare you to tell these plucky Titans that they can’t win this one. You just try to tell ‘em their playoff hopes are over. Go on. Do it. OK, I’ll do it. Titans, you’re going to lose, and the playoff dreams are likely over. I’m not proud of this, but [...]

A DAY LATE AND FULL OF BOOZE - NFL WEEK 15 PREVIEW

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WEEK 15 PICKS

INDIANAPOLIS AT JACKSONVILLE (+3)

Thank God the Jags have started to lose some games. The idea of this team making the NFL playoffs was just too improbable (and not in the fun, exciting, nor compelling way) for me to believe. The Colts have committed to play their starters this week, [...]

JASON ELAM, FREEDOM FIGHTER - NFL WEEK 13 PREVIEW

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WEEK 13 PICKS

NEW YORK JETS AT BUFFALO (+3)

Terrell Owens has had a couple of popcorn-worthy performances since the deceptively athletic Ryan Fitzpatrick has taken the helm at QB for the Bills. The QB change coupled with the Jauron firing seems to have ignited a spark within a team who had been incredibly [...]

WEEK 11 PICKS

Panthers at Dolphins, as told by Skinner
This game, which already happened, should have been a better one. I blame the NFL for airing games on the only night in which decent non-sports television programming is aired. The Panthers’ run game continued to drive their offense, but John Fox’s call of a Delhomme-to-Steve Smith [...]

DO OTHER PODCASTS TALK ABOUT RALPH TRESVANT? - NFL WEEK 7 PREVIEW

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NORV TURNER’S MONDAY

Admittedly, the Lower Atlantis Gun Club wasn’t there. We can speculate, however, that Norv Turner’s Monday started with him getting out of bed, walking over to the sink, covering the end of his toothbrush with Garnier Fructis shampoo-and-conditioner, and attempting to brush his teeth with it. Repulsed by it’s caustic nature [...]